Thanksgiving Fullervision Style 2008

"Mashed potatoes, guh-rayvee, and cranberry sauce! Whooooo-hoo..." ~ Little Richard

Thursday, November 27, 2008
There are exactly days until November 27.

The Story of Thanksgiving

The story begins in England. A religious group known today as the Pilgrims were disillusioned with the Church of England and wanted to separate. Efforts to do this in England were futile due to the Crown's fierce resistance, so they moved at first to Holland until they were able to raise enough funds for a ship to the New World of America, which had been successfully settled since 1607. According to records, the group planned to experiment with a communist society where all the raised goods would be placed into a common store. In 1620, they landed and attempted to implement this economic system. Food shortages abounded, winter was long, and many died. The system was scrapped in the spring of 1621 and instead replaced it with open markets and an "every man for himself" system. With a market system in place, and a little bit of help from some gracious natives, the food supply grew to much higher levels and thus a feast was declared after harvest. The Pilgrim community was a devout one and thus gratitude to God was paid on this day of thanksgiving.

The Thanksgiving Tradition

The Thanksgiving holiday is traditionally a five-day weekend, from the Wednesday before through the Sunday after (although some businesses only give the Thursday and Friday off). The holiday is among the most observed holidays in the American calendar, with almost all businesses closing down at least on Thanksgiving Day itself, and its comparatively secular nature makes it an acceptable celebration for Christians and non-Christians alike. Also, Thanksgiving itself does not seem to have been commercialized to the degree of its nearby holiday, Christmas.
Usually the holiday begins the day before with preparations, either with travel (the AAA has determined that Thanksgiving weekend is the busiest time for travel all year) or by preparing the litany of food that serves as part of the celebration. The token Thanksgiving turkey (see "Food" below) is often left to roast overnight, or at least to thaw before being put into the oven Thanksgiving morning. The next morning, often some early breakfast is made (such as a pie), and any remaining dishes that need to be prepared are done at this time. At 9:00 am (ET), the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (among many other local parades) takes place and is televised across the country (see "Media Guide" below), featuring various marching bands, balloons, floats, and Broadway performances and concluding with Santa Claus and his reindeer right around noon ET. At this time, the NFL takes over the ceremonies with what is now a tripleheader slate of games, the first two featuring the Detroit Lions and the Dallas Cowboys, with each taking on an AFC and an NFC team, rotating between the two each year. Some time during all the football, the main course is served (see "Food" below), and when all is said and done, everyone can kick back, relax, and digest all that food.
(Note: it is not necessarily true that the tryptophan in turkey is what causes people to become sleepy; in fact, it is usually the sheer volume of food that requires digesting that wears one down.)

List of Notable Thanksgiving Parades

NOTE: All times listed are U.S. Eastern time. Parades in the Central Time Zone begin one hour earlier than the time listed. Hyperlinked items in the "TV" column link to a live streaming broadcast of the parade at parade time.

Parade	City	Time	TV
America's Hometown Thanksgiving Parade	Plymouth, MA	Sat.< 9am	WHDH
UBS Parade Spectacular	Stamford, CT	Sun.<
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade	New York City	Th. 9am	NBC
6abc IKEA Thanksgiving Day Parade	Philadelphia, PA	Th. 9am	WPVI
Ameren St. Louis Thanksgiving Day Parade	St. Louis, MO	Th. 9amE	KMOV
America's Thanksgiving Parade	Detroit, MI	Th. 10am	WDIV
McDonald's Thanksgiving Parade	Chicago, IL	Th. 9amE	WGN
H-E-B Holiday Parade	Houston, TX	Th. 10amE	KHOU
Macy's/WPXI Celebrate the Season Parade	Pittsburgh, PA	Sat.>	WPXI

Black Friday and Uses of Thanksgiving as a Benchmark

While Thanksgiving itself has not been commercialized to the degree of Christmas, it is often used as a benchmark when beginning the "holiday season." The Friday before Thanksgiving is traditionally the time when radio stations (particularly the 'elevator music' chick stations that air Delilah and the like) change formats to Christmas music for the season. The most notable of this type of usage is Black Friday, a shopping event that takes place at various retail outlets across the country. Among the busiest shopping days of the year, Black Friday (so named for both its notoriously chaotic nature and the fact that it marks the beginning of the holiday shopping season that pushes businesses "into the black" or into profitability) events usually involve the "doorbuster" sale, which involves people lining up at the store's doors the morning after Thanksgiving. The store will open at 5 AM and the customers will swarm the store in a no-holds-barred free-for-all to grab the latest toys as the store usually runs out by noon. Various sites such as BlackFriday.info and TheBlackFriday.com have advertisements for many participating retailers. (For the record, the absolute busiest day of the year for shopping is in fact the Saturday before Christmas, largely due to last-minute shoppers.) The day after Thanksgiving is usually when many networks begin their Christmas specials and programming as well.

Thanksgiving Foods

Of course, the most common food that is ever eaten during the Thanksgiving holiday is roast turkey. Generally, how one roasts a turkey is by thawing it (using the "cold water" method, this takes about 30 minutes per pound, so obviously an overnight job), removing the neck and giblets, adding some crouton-based stuffing, and cooking the turkey at 325°F for 15 minutes per pound until the meat is at 180°F. Further details can be found from this Web site. In a crisis, call the Butterball Hotline at 1-800-BUTTERBALL (that is, 1-800-288-8372).
Another hotline that may come in handy is the Betty Crocker hotline (1-888-ASK-BETTY or 1-888-275-2388), for your non-turkey baking needs.
Other traditional Thanksgiving foods include:

Green bean casserole (recipe)
A recipe using green beans, cream of mushroom soup, and fried onions. Nothing says "happy holidays" more, other than perhaps the turkey itself.
Cranberry sauce
Available in the can in whole berry or jelly varieties.
Vegetables

Yams (recipe)
Gotta have yams. Prepare them with brown sugar and vanilla for a Thanksgiving classic. (OK, technically they're called "sweet potatoes," but 1] they're not potatoes and 2] yam is more fun to say.)

Squash
Acorn squash and butternut squash are the two most common varieties. Split the squash in half, sprinkle some brown sugar and honey or syrup in the cavities, and bake at 400°F for roughly an hour.
Mashed potatoes
Pillowy mounds... Well, you have to do something with the turkey gravy.

Pumpkin pie

Pumpkin puree is mixed with sugar, milk and spices and baked in a pie crust. Other pies are popular as well.

Other traditional family favorites

By the way, don't forget the leftovers. You can make turkey soup, turkey sandwiches, all sorts of items with a used turkey. The meat usually lasts a couple of days in the fridge.

Media Guide (All times ET)

Friday, November 21, 2008
Various radio stations: Holiday music begins
This is the general date for which most of the "holiday music" stations change over from their regular format to 24/7 Christmas music. See Christmas Fullervision Style 2008 at the link above for stations making the changeover to the format.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008
12:05-3:00 PM EIB Network (Radio): The Rush Limbaugh Show, "The Real Story of Thanksgiving"
The story of the Pilgrims as told by America's #1 talk show host.
4:00-5:00 PM Syndication: The Oprah Winfrey Show's Annual "Oprah's Favorite Things" Special...
... with a twist. The past few years, Oprah gave away thousands of dollars worth of gifts and things she liked. This year, however, she decided to instead throw "the thriftiest holiday ever!" with gifts that are valued at "next to nothing."
9:00-10:00 PM NBC: The Rosie Variety Show
A variety show hosted by Rosie O'Donnell, and yes, sadly, NBC has given Rosie permission to comment on politics.

Thursday, November 27, 2008
Various times and stations: The Alice's Restaurant Massacree
This holiday staple sung by Arlo Guthrie airs on classic rock stations across the country; check local stations.
WGRF-FM carried the song at 12 noon and 6 pm on Thanksgiving 2007.

This network schedule confirmed as of November 2008 as listed on TitanTV.com:

Time	NBC	CBS
9am	Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade	NY parade coverage	Local parades	See also "Marathon Programming"
10am
11am
12n	National Dog Show Presented by Purina	NFL Football: Tennessee @ Detroit Regular schedule follows
1pm
2pm	Movie: Miracle on 34th Street
3pm		FOX
4pm	Local programming	Local programming precedes NFL Football: Seattle @ Dallas
5pm
6pm			PRIME TIME SPORTS
7pm			NFLNET: NFL Football: Arizona @ Philadelphia (7:30pm) ESPN: NCAA Football: Texas A&M @ Texas (8:00pm)	ABC Local/regular precedes
8pm	Movie: The Incredibles	Movie: Click		(8:00) A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (8:35) This is America, Charlie Brown: The Mayflower Voyagers
9pm
10pm		Local programming		(9:10) Regular programming

All day marathons (check with individual stations for details on times):
Discovery Channel: Dirty Jobs
TBS: Fresh Prince
TNT: The Closer
SPIKE: CSI New York
USA: House
Comedy Central: Reno 911!
A&E: Cold Case Files
TLC: Jon and Kate Plus 8
Speed: Wrecked
Versus: Rocky films
MSG Network: 50 Greatest Moments at MSG
MTV: Several short marathons, see channel for more information
MTV2: Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew
E!: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
AMC: The Godfather films
Bravo: Kathy Griffin
History Channel: American Eats
BBC America: Gavin and Stacey
WGN America: Newhart
Nickelodeon: Hourlong Nicktoons specials
Travel Channel: Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern
Animal Planet: It's Me or the Dog, Blue Planet: Seas of Life
Food Network: Dear Food Network, also: Thanksgiving-themed specials the day before
TruTV: Power Privilege and Justice, World's Dumbest Criminals

Friday, November 28, 2008
ABC and CBS: NCAA College Football
CBS: SEC on CBS; LSU @ Arkansas (2:30 PM ET)
ABC: West Virginia @ Pittsburgh (12:00 PM ET), Colorado vs. Nebraska (3:30 PM ET)
The LSU-Arkansas game will also be carried on Jones Radio Networks.
NBC: The Family Man, 8:00 PM ET
For the third year in a row, NBC airs this movie starring Nicholas Cage, a single, successful, middle-aged man who wakes up and finds himself a married father. (NOTE: TitanTV has listed The Incredibles for a second straight night; I find this highly unlikely.)
FOX: School of Rock, 8:00 PM ET

Saturday, November 29, 2008
NBC, ABC, CBS: NCAA College Football
CBS and ABC: Rivalry weekend; check back later for games.
NBC: Bayou Classic, Grambling State @ Southern.

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