Thanksgiving Fullervision Style 2010

"I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast." ~ Charlie Brown
"That's right... I've seen you make toast." - Linus van Pelt

Thursday, November 25, 2010
There are exactly days until November 25.

The Story of Thanksgiving

The story begins in England. A religious group known today as the Pilgrims were disillusioned with the Church of England and wanted to separate. Efforts to do this in England were futile due to the Crown's fierce resistance, so they moved at first to Holland until they were able to raise enough funds for a ship to the New World of America, which had been successfully settled since 1607. According to records, the group planned to experiment with a communist society where all the raised goods would be placed into a common store. In 1620, they landed and attempted to implement this economic system. Food shortages abounded, winter was long, and many died. The system was scrapped in the spring of 1621 and instead replaced it with open markets and an "every man for himself" system. With a market system in place, and a little bit of help from some gracious natives, the food supply grew to much higher levels and thus a feast was declared after harvest. The Pilgrim community was a devout one and thus gratitude to God was paid on this day of thanksgiving.

The Thanksgiving Tradition

The Thanksgiving holiday is traditionally a five-day weekend, from the Wednesday before through the Sunday after (although some businesses only give the Thursday and Friday off). The holiday is among the most observed holidays in the American calendar, with almost all businesses closing down at least on Thanksgiving Day itself, and its comparatively secular nature makes it an acceptable celebration for Christians and non-Christians alike. Also, Thanksgiving itself does not seem to have been commercialized to the degree of its nearby holiday, Christmas.
Usually the holiday begins the day before with preparations, either with travel (the AAA has determined that Thanksgiving weekend is the busiest time for travel all year) or by preparing the litany of food that serves as part of the celebration. The token Thanksgiving turkey (see "Food" below) is often left to roast overnight, or at least to thaw before being put into the oven Thanksgiving morning. The next morning, often some early breakfast is made (such as a pie), and any remaining dishes that need to be prepared are done at this time. At 9:00 am (ET), the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (among many other local parades) takes place and is televised across the country (see "Media Guide" below), featuring various marching bands, balloons, floats, and Broadway performances and concluding with Santa Claus and his reindeer right around noon ET. At this time, the NFL takes over the ceremonies with what is now a tripleheader slate of games, the first two featuring the Detroit Lions and the Dallas Cowboys, with each taking on an AFC and an NFC team, rotating between the two each year. Some time during all the football, the main course is served (see "Food" below), and when all is said and done, everyone can kick back, relax, and digest all that food.
(Note: it is not necessarily true that the tryptophan in turkey is what causes people to become sleepy; in fact, it is usually the sheer volume of food that requires digesting that wears one down.) Footraces are also popular on Thanksgiving in some cities, with "Turkey Trots" in Dallas and Buffalo drawing over 10,000 runners each year; other Thanksgiving races include ones in Berwick, PA (the Run for the Diamonds), Andover, MA (the Feaster Five Road Race), and the Atlanta Marathon. In Irwindale, CA, an automobile race is held each Thanksgiving night, while in Cuero, TX, live turkeys do the racing. Turkey bowling is another, how do I put this?, unorthodox Thanksgiving tradition that has arisen in recent years, in which frozen turkeys are rolled down grocery store aisles to knock down bottles of soda.

List of Notable Thanksgiving Parades

NOTE: All times listed are U.S. Eastern time. Parades in the Central Time Zone begin one hour earlier than the time listed (as indicated by the "E" for Eastern). Hyperlinked items in the "TV" column link to a live streaming broadcast of the parade at parade time.
Parade
 City
 Time
 TV
America's Hometown Thanksgiving Parade
 		Plymouth, MA
 Sat.< 11am
 WCVB
UBS Parade Spectacular
 		Stamford, CT
 Sun.<

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
 New York City
 Th. 9am
 NBC/WINS
6abc IKEA Thanksgiving Day Parade
 		Philadelphia, PA
 Th. 9am
 WPVI
Ameren St. Louis Thanksgiving Day Parade
 St. Louis, MO
 Th. 9amE
 KMOV
America's Thanksgiving Parade
 		Detroit, MI
 Th. 10am
 WDIV
McDonald's Thanksgiving Parade
 		Chicago, IL
 Th. 9amE
 WGN
Belk Carolinas' Carrousel Parade
 		Charlotte, NC
 Th. 9am
 WBTV
H-E-B Holiday Parade
 		Houston, TX
 Th. 10amE
 KHOU
First Light FCU Sun Bowl Parade
 		El Paso, TX
 Th. 12nE
 KTSM
Parada de los Cerros
 Fountain Hills, AZ
 Th. 12nE

My Macy's Holiday Parade (fka Celebrate the Season) Pittsburgh, PA Sat.> WPXI

Black Friday and Uses of Thanksgiving as a Benchmark

While Thanksgiving itself has not been commercialized to the degree of Christmas, it is often used as a benchmark when beginning the "holiday season." The Friday before Thanksgiving is traditionally the time when radio stations (particularly the 'elevator music' chick stations that air Delilah and the like) change formats to Christmas music for the season. The most notable of this type of usage is Black Friday, a shopping event that takes place at various retail outlets across the country. Among the busiest shopping days of the year, Black Friday (so named for both its notoriously chaotic nature and the fact that it marks the beginning of the holiday shopping season that pushes businesses "into the black" or into profitability) events usually involve the "doorbuster" sale, which involves people lining up at the store's doors the morning after Thanksgiving. The store will open at 5 AM and the customers will swarm the store in a no-holds-barred free-for-all to grab the latest toys as the store usually runs out by noon. Various sites such as BlackFriday.info and TheBlackFriday.com have advertisements for many participating retailers. (For the record, the absolute busiest day of the year for shopping is in fact the Saturday before Christmas, largely due to last-minute shoppers.) The day after Thanksgiving is usually when many networks begin their Christmas specials and programming as well.

Thanksgiving Foods

Of course, the most common food that is ever eaten during the Thanksgiving holiday is roast turkey. Generally, how one roasts a turkey is by thawing it (using the "cold water" method, this takes about 30 minutes per pound, so obviously an overnight job), removing the neck and giblets, adding some crouton-based stuffing, and cooking the turkey at 325°F for 15 minutes per pound until the meat is at 180°F. Further details can be found from this Web site. In a crisis, call the Butterball Hotline at 1-800-BUTTERBALL (that is, 1-800-288-8372).
Another hotline that may come in handy is the Betty Crocker hotline (1-888-ASK-BETTY or 1-888-275-2388), for your non-turkey baking needs.
Other traditional Thanksgiving foods include:
By the way, don't forget the leftovers. You can make turkey soup, turkey sandwiches, all sorts of items with a used turkey. The meat usually lasts a couple of days in the fridge.

Media Guide (All times ET)

Key:
Movies in red, annual first-run specials in green, annual rerun specials in yellow, sports in blue. Regular programming is shaded light gray.
IATZ - Program airs at same time In All Time Zones; tape delayed in time zones other than East Coast.
LIVE - Program airs live, time must be adjusted for local time zones. Time listed is US Eastern Time.

Friday, November 19, 2010
Various radio stations: Holiday music begins
This is the general date for which most of the "holiday music" stations change over from their regular format to 24/7 Christmas music. See Christmas Fullervision Style 2010 (link coming at the appropriate time) for stations making the changeover to the format.
4:00-5:00 PM Syndication: The Oprah Winfrey Show's Annual (and final) "Oprah's Favorite Things" Special... part 1 of 2
After the all-cash giveaway in 2006, the lousy gifts in 2007, Oprah deciding to get stingy and give away gifts that were worth next to nothing in 2008, and completely blowing off the Favorite Things in 2009, Oprah's final season will feature the largest "Favorite Things" ever-- so big it requires two episodes. Part 2 will air Monday, November 22.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010
12:05-3:00 PM EIB Network (Radio): The Rush Limbaugh Show, "The Real Story of Thanksgiving"
The story of the Pilgrims as told by America's #1 talk show host. (Though he reads the excerpt live each year, the actual script was written in 1993.)
8:00-9:00 PM NBC: Dreamworks Special Doubleheader: Merry Madagascar and the Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special
After the failure of Rosie Live last year, NBC follows up its day-before-Thanksgiving time slot with a rerun of last year's debut, Merry Madagascar, which has the cast of the movie assisting Santa Claus after he crash lands on the titular island. Debuting after this special is a holiday special based on the movie Kung Fu Panda, where the lead character, Po, has to decide between his family traditions and hosting a giant winter feast.

Thursday, November 26, 2009
12 noon and 6:00 p.m. Radio: The Alice's Restaurant Massacree
This holiday staple sung by Arlo Guthrie airs on classic rock stations across the country; times may vary, so check your local station.
12 noon WGN America: Bozo, Gar and Ray: WGN TV Classics
Dean Richards hosts this retrospective featuring classic TV icon Bozo the Clown, among other children's programming and classic Christmas-themed cartoons.

Last update: November 12, 2010. NBC's Thanksgiving programming confirmed here. Notably absent is The Incredibles, which had been an NBC staple the past several years. In its place is a Taylor Swift music special and a reprisal of last year's "People of the Year" special. ABC  confirmed "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" will run Thanksgiving night in addition to its early showing the week prior. CBS is doing "sort of" regular schedule-- CSI is out of the lineup but they're airing the pilot episodes of their new sitcoms "Mike and Molly" and "**** My Dad Says" in that time slot. The marathon programs have been confirmed via TitanTV.
NBC
 		CBS
Day
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade IATZ
 New York parade coverage LIVE Local programming
 9am
10am
11am
National Dog Show
Presented by Purina IATZ		 Local news
 12n
NFL Football:
 New England @ Detroit LIVE 		1pm
Movie: Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
 2pm
FOX 3pm
Local programming
 Parade coverage (West Coast)
Local programming (All other places)
 NFL Football:
New Orleans @ Dallas LIVE 		4pm
5pm
6pm
NBC
 ABC
 FOX
 Prime
Music special: Taylor Swift
 A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving / This is America Movie: The Simpsons Movie 8/7c
People of the Year
 Music special: Beyoncé
 9/8c
Regular schedule (The Apprentice)
 Local programming
 10/9c


Friday, November 26, 2010
ABC, ESPN Networks, and CBS: NCAA College Football
CBS: SEC on CBS; Alabama @ Auburn (2:30 PM ET)
ABC: Pittsburgh @ West Virginia (most likely) (12:30 PM ET), Colorado vs. Nebraska (3:30 PM ET)
ESPN: Arizona @ Oregon (7:00 PM ET)
ESPN2: Boise State @ Nevada (10:15 PM ET)
NBC: Movie: Enchanted, 8:00 PM ET
FOX: TV's Funniest Moments: A Paley Center for Media Special, 8:00 PM ET

Saturday, November 28, 2009
Versus: UFL Championship Game, 12:00 Noon ET
The Las Vegas Locomotives defend their title in the second championship of the United Football League, from Rosenblatt Stadium in Omaha, Nebraska.
NBC, ABC, CBS: NCAA College Football
Rivalry weekend.
CBS: LSU @ Arkansas, 2:30 p.m.
ABC: Michigan @ Ohio State, 12 noon, Florida @ Florida State, 3:30 p.m., Oklahoma @ Oklahoma State, 8:00 p.m.
NBC: Bayou Classic, Grambling State @ Southern, 2:30 p.m.
ESPNU: TBA
NBC: Movie: Bee Movie, 9:00 PM ET
FOX: Movie: Click, 8:00 PM ET
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